Friday, 31 July 2009

REVELATIONS. today was really a long day for me. thank god. somehow i can say it's more interesting than normal days :) this morning was fine, had instant noodles which i am currently getting addicted now - and i know everyone else in my house would be - i had to hide it so at least i can eat it. then after lunch, school demands our presence, so we were in school. there was a talk by NUS which is not uplifting as they mentioned again something about my impossible request- which sounds like, if you're from an unrelated course, too bad for you, you gotta stay there or get a 4.0 in your poly :) how inspiring. i wasn't really bored, coz i was trying to get possibilities on how my chances can be. still - no chance or the best possibility that there's a tiny chance. enough in the educational part - quite boring right?

after that, we have to wait like 3 hours for the TPIS bbq event, so we killed our time watching a funny series - in a lecture theatre - not a bad idea :) a cheap way of relaxation - in fact free!

TPIS bbq - it was ok, i was happy with the idea that i get to spend the night outside - thank god for that. didn't eat alot - like usual for me in a bbq - where i'm not a host in the party. i rather sit and smell like bbq that join the riot in food and smell like bbq:) weird but it's a good choice ok? i always have this theory in bbq's in sg - "food will come" - and it did - always. well i had some fun at least, hanging with my classmates and friends, eating marshmallows and regular rations of fishballs and nuggets by someone from the group, listening and participating in "STRANGE" comments by some people from the group as well and listening to music and listening and watching at some random stuffs that makes me laugh like crazy. maybe the girl talk with kelly and hui fen, or the STRANGE aura of the night for the guys... here are some proofs...

how sweet...

really sweet... too bad i missed some important ones because of my lousy phone camera... it looks more sweet... simon's feeding ericko:)

there was no alcohol in the party i swear!


but they are just so attached to each other :) oh friendship... omg... and yes they are hugging each other... and yes ericko's in john's lap... haha!!!

we left about 8 plus and reached home 9 plus. keith sent me home, had a really great conversation in the car. interesting, meaningful, and just interesting... which just made me happy. i just feel very happy today:)

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

ASTONISHMENTS and HUNTING. quite a number of things surprised me today - lets start with some good news. during ECSA - another subject that i think not for me - our teacher released our assignment 1 marks and i was really really surprised with what i got - A. thank god - i'm quite in a trauma-mode whenever i remember having to sit in the first test - having to define a trojan horse threat in a computer which was beyond my capabilities to explain some related points at least - and at that moment everyone was fussing about it having to be 7% of the whole sem if ecsa. i swear i was about to die in my seat - failing a paper for the first time in my poly life - for a trojan horse! dammit. but after all, i think the paper didn't affect my grades :) thank god!

another astonishing thing - not really astonishing - but quite funny and strange actually - i dreamt about keith drinking on a maroon-somewhat-vase-shape-mug. and he does own the same kind of mug in my dream and he did drank on it. de javu again - happened quite a number of times and it just doesn't fail to surprise me every time - and cheer me up too.

then the worse shock of the day - i have no idea what happened and why it happened. i was sitting outside the lab this afternoon before class - we usually do - normal thing. they were talking about going to a free flow drink on friday after the tpis bbq party. yeah i'm left out again of course - the girl who can't stay out at night - like what my other friends use to say - maybe i turn into a werewolf at night somehow, that's why no matter how much effort they put on convincing me to make a decision for myself that i will at least enjoy - it never worked. then i told them not to make keith drunk - "he NEVER gets drunk" (plus some sarcasm in my tone) - and he replied - "i don't, just get HIGH". okay. haha. then simon slipped out something. i didn't catch it at first, then the words suddenly sank into me. it about a video of keith being high. well i wouldn't really mind it, if and only if keith just didn't react so - different. he did - big mistake. he just somewhat filled more extremely dried wood in the fire building up in my chest. i turned furious. i have no idea what's got into me but it was - it really was something i was extremely bothered about. - it was nonsense but i WAS bothered. very. i turned to simon. "YOU BETTER SHOW ME THAT VIDEO." (yes i was loud). then keith said something that made it more and MORE curious for me - sounded like - something about simon's not-supposed-to-mention-it-forever kynda thing. that was making things more and MORE ridiculous. they just filled the fire with GAS! i am so in the need to see that freaking video - if it was really nothing - what's with all the fuss - THEIR fuss?! if it was nothing then fine - just show me - nothing to be worried about. i quoted "I HAD NEVER BEEN SO CURIOUS IN MY LIFE!"...

but... i lost. no video. i swear i'm so so so irritated - but i can't argue. i'm just lazy to argue. it won't change anything anyways. i'm just gonna waste my time. and i was studying for the 6% ecsas test. what could be more important than trying to pass a test in that crucial moment when i'm expecting a C in my first assignment. i'm always paranoid in exams - dammit - so i lose. and i don't think bringing it up again will make any change so - forget it. i'm good at it. why do you think i survived for 19 years in my life?! i'm skilled in terms of ignoring irritations :) i can promise never to bring it UP again but i NEVER forget :) another skill :)

some of the "boys" - haha - were planning a ghost hunting experience. in singapore. in school. one of the teacher's mentioned the labs were haunted. haha. a good one. and they all bought it. well ok, its part of school life. i was once in a school "full of ghosts" and spirits and all those sorts. haunted. once a cemetery then a hospital. it was my life for 10 long years - unfortunately - they never liked me - and never showed up. its not like "oh-i'm-so-brave". it just that i'm the only one left in my school that doesn't have any interesting story about the scary experience. again - the left out one. how sad. i swear i WILL get scared when i see one, probably more - i might faint (want to experience faiting once too - never happened to me) , or cry, or become hysteric for a week - but it never happened. i tried to walk around that school in the middle of the night last time probably 11pm-1am - it was a camp - i was an officer in the making - patrolling the school - a part of priveleges of course - and there was nothing. even ghosts know my life have to remain untouched and monotonous i suppose lol. oh well.

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS. i really have not much meaning behind these words. it just kept repeating over and over again in my head today. ericko asked me about it - "so i though it was SUSHI" (well he puts sushi in every status message i put on my msn - some how we shared the same passion for the love of sushi - or probably the craving for sushi almost like all the time - the greediness probably in a more appropriate yet extreme way of thinking). well i answered him, "so i though it was a good day today".

well i think it was. i was not so in tune in the morning though. i was at school at 8:45 am and i have to be there at 10:15 for my presentation. i was really early. i want to prepare for the presentation. apparently i didn't manage to. the "ordeal" last night was still enveloping me. ordeal - yes it was. the horrifying feeling of wanting to sleep but i can't plus my headache just want to split my head into two and it feels frozen that i was wanting to vomit the whole night feels like i was in the bed for a century - more than an ordeal. haha. i tried a cooling cold soya bean milk, it helped for a while but i felt sick with it. then keith suggested a hot milo, and so i did drank one cup. i was better but not for long. when we went upstairs waiting for john's group to finish, i felt queasy, nauseous, feels like its again a terrible moment in the toilet. it was a mixture of the horrible feeling since last night and the milo and the soya bean milk in my stomach plus the usual feeling of uneasy before a class presentation. i rushed to the toiled - and there it happened. i was thankful i didn't eat anything yet in the morning - its somewhat easier to handle that way. just use your imagination. then there it was after the toilet scenario - i was well. very well. the presentation took place then it was over before i could blink my eye. i was back to normal. we had 3 hours break so we decided to go to tampines - our group - kelly, hui fen, keith and i - ended up at tampines one and sushi tei! :) a good day... another surprising thing - it was really somewhat astonishing - we spent $53 and we were 4 people. amazing! i was used to the idea that eating in those kinds of places cost 2 people at least nearly 40 to 50 bucks. somehow its possible to save money at a japanese restaurant. just avoid the greediness and the luring sushi sensation. haha. we stayed at sushi tei for quite a long period of time - chit chatting, relaxing after so much stress and it was really a great help for me. i need a serious amount of relaxtion. it was 1 pm when we decided to go because of the smell of disgusting prawn covering the place. we reached at school almost 1:30 then we chit chat again. after lunch, we went back to school, i saw ericko and presented him a sushi tei wet tissue (unused). haha.



then during BSIT, finally, it was like i had been waiting for the moment to happen all my life - i managed to cope up in the freaking subject. it was programming - at last - the daily basis of my IT life came back. it was like trying to remember alot of things that has been long forgotten and the retrieval of memory part was overwhelming me. i'm crazy yes but having to cope up with BSIT was a serious matter. it is very much. somehow. xml wasn't so bad, it was the only thing i could probably compliment this sem. at least there's something that demands the logical part of my brain.

i just finished my PPT slides for my ENCM. the class was cancelled but i think we have to submit the slides to him online so i just did it. i like the idea of the cancellation. why? because i was so so lazy to iron my shirt - it is very very tiring. why does g2 black label/ g2000 does not have wrinkle free shirt for girls like that for guys! its unfair! the ones i have was a striped blue, a pure white and the a striped balck and white which i was wearing today. the first two take me hours to iron. so i hate it. so tomorrow, since there is no need for the formal wear, i can wear anything! :) convenient. totally!

i'm sleepy. i'll sleep now. and i'll study tomorrow morning for the test in the afternoon so i'll wake up early.

Monday, 27 July 2009

PAYBACK. today is somewhat a little stress free day. first of all the two projects i am going crazy about for the past week is done and submitted. then, the next round of project submission is still few more days from today. but still no matter how lesser things i have to do today i'm still a mess. my head is killing me.

yesterday, i woke up early, well at least compared to the usual time i wake up on sundays, 8am. i turned on my laptop and start doing my ecsa - report, VIDEO, journal. i was done about 10 pm. but youtube is not being so sympathetic with me. it doesn't accept swf. so i had to find every single converter i could and try and upload the video and see if youtube will accept it. i finished everything 2am.

i woke up 6am. my head was terrible i feel like there's a thick liquid inside it and it flowing in my head making it so heavy. it was terrible and i had to bear it for the whole day. i wasn't near better when school ended. my drowsiness makes me feel like vomitting. so i went to take a bath then threw myself onto the bed. it was 7:25. i tried my best to sleep but i just can't. i stood up 8:14 and it was a huge mistake. my head was worse. it felt like the fluid had frozen. for girls, have u ever experienced your hair having tied in a bun and the hairdresser put a crazy amount of hairspray that you feel like you wouldn't be able to move your head the whole day?! i had, during my highschool graduation - and it feels terrible that at the end of the day i felt like banging my head on the nearest brick wall i could find. i drank water - and eat bread. the pain lessen a bit. so i'm trying to relax now. blogging somehow have that effect on me :)

anyways, i have received my marks for the pseudo-job-hunt. i was really surprised by my interview marks! i'm elated! i didn't expect it! - i got 28 upon 30! as i have described that interview experience few posts ago i described it as a traumatic experience but it paid off very well!

Thursday, 23 July 2009

LUCK. i just experienced something really funny and lucky when i was on my way home. when i was in the train station, i went to a shop to buy nescafe latte, i have coins in my wallet - about 1.25. the latte was 1.30. i have another 10 dollars inside my bag and the laziness grew into my senses and i dun think its worth digging in my bag. i hate digging inside my freaking bag, theres just too much inside and i will take ages to find what i want to find. so i was kind of deciding to put back my latte, though i already put 1.20 in the cashier's table, suddenly, while digging in to my purse hoping for antoher 5 cents to appear, i dropped a coin. it went inside the plastic containing some prawn crackers in front of the cashier. i'm so going to put back that freaking latte. and then the sales person noticed and then she pulled out the plastic... i was astonished to see 2 10 cents and 1 5 cents, i was sure that moment that i dropped my 5 cents, only my 5 cents, but before i was about to say it, the lady said "oh which one is your coin?". what should i do? think think. i'm going to lie... but its fine... 5 cents wouldn't hurt... but... oh why do i have such a conscience that its so hard to do it... then she spoke continuously and said "oh can help me put back the plastic?" - she's not bothered... she's a china woman... while putting the latte in a plastic bag... then she handed it to me :) i guess she thought i dropped one of the 10 cents coin :) thank god i can enjoy my latte! i don't know but i really tend to be 5 cents shorter whenever i want to buy something at the train station!

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

BARRIER. one of the things that i hated the most now is being left out. i hate being left out and believe it or not somehow i've been feeling that for quite a while. its a little stupid honestly, because i think its beyond my explanation capabilities (as usual) that i cannot explain it and i can also say i really don't know why i feel this way (maybe i'm just losing my sanity) - and i'm not discussing it with anyone! i think i'm becoming a little too emotional in a way. this isn't really a good sign - its so not me. i don't really care most of the time before, but now i do. and i'm not happy with it. oh i think i developed an ability of being a brat because i feel like i'm wanting more attention now. or there's a possibility that maybe i'm feeling this way because i just can't do much in my life - my life is boring and i have said it a million times and will keep saying it because it still haven't changed. i swear i really need more excitement in my life. more more more and more. i've been praying for it every single day and until now everything just seems to be normal - boring.

its just 11am and i'm already hoping that the day would end soon but it seems like its taking forever.

i need to do my enteprise commerce essay and its just one of the most boring thing to do in the world right now. what would an essay help to the economic crisis that's currently happening in this world?!

Monday, 20 July 2009

COFFEE BREAK. i am currently resisting the urge of buying a frappuccino from cafe galilee. i don't know why but i'm just too addicted with it. the sweet taste of the coffee, the slight roughness of the crushed ice slithering on your tongue and of course the smooth and soft feeling from the whipped cream... damn that's really stupid.

i think that this is because of my body's demand for more caffeine because of the increasing demand of pressure of today and tomorrow. i had my interview today - pseudo-interview for an internship and i was nervous like mad. i was stumbling in my few minutes but managed to get back into my usual self after a while. but i swear, having to stand outside the room - (i was there about an hour before my turn) having to wait for my turn - seems to be the most excruciating and traumatic moment in my life. i was so scared. i don't know why but i think that this was something if i fail to do i failed to live my life in tp. it was, probably the least thing i wanted the moment i stepped in tp. the moment in my first few days people were chatting about cmsk in year 2 was agonising. but but but... i made it! it wasn't so bad, in fact the interviewers' comments really pleased me:) they said yeah i was nervous (i know - like totally!), all my answers were relevant (my heart jumped!), and i was honest (oh yeah! ok? fine but yea i was asked about blogging and i do love blogging - u think so???).

the bad thing was their comment about my face having to be so colorless. for heaven's sake, i put like a glorious amount of blush on and lipstick. unfortunately, while i was outside the room, my body was overheating, my face was turning red and they said that i put too much make up, i was sooo red... so i kynda wiped it. because i'm scared what if they say when i get in, i did put too much make up. my lipstick - oh its a usual thing. it tends to be out of lips in about 5 seconds. i dunno why. no matter how think i put it just disappears. maybe i kynda like biting my lips when i wear lipstick unaware of it. oh well.

tomorrow will be BSIT presentation and i think i'm the most clueless person about rosettaNet - so help me GOD! i need some angels to whisper to me whats the essence of rosettaNet in business integration. hais. i feel i'll be terrible. plus, i think that with my teacher, charms wouldn't work much this time. too bad. my only hope. haha! this feels so like dcnk. and i sucked at it. u have to read my old posts to relate to this sucking-in-dcnk topic.

oh i'm really hungry. i'm still in the library and totally lazy to go home. i just want to stay here actually. its quite relaxing. people trying to be quiet (though not working so well - but still fine) the sound of the water from the small fountain and the smell of the coffee from cafe galilee! plus of course the internet and the chance of not pretending that i'm glad to be home. but i have no choice (what's new) i gotta go home, so i better leave now. that's all for now:)

Saturday, 18 July 2009

5th VS 6th. i just watched the 5th movie of harry potter again today and i've jsut realised quite a number of things. the 5th movie was really nice... so why did i think that the 6th movie was nice?! well, basically the 5th movie has more effects, more impressive scenes but failed to adapt the story in the book significantly, this is were the 6th book excelled. the 6th book actually adapted the book better so i though it was better. so it all comes down to the expectations part. i've expected alot on the 5th movie but it failed to show alot more significant things on the book, i expected lesser (than how i did on the 5th )on the 6th movie so it looked better.

Thursday, 16 July 2009

POST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION. two days ago was my 19th birthday - if anyone didn't hear. haha. really very few people knew about it i guess. but i was really happy that quite a few people greeted me unexpectedly. Thanks to KATHY (alot! she never fails to remember it.), DARSHAN (my most loyal friend i can say! never ever fails to give me a present with a touch of harry potter! he gave me a handmade harry potter crest.), CINDY (greeted me before i reached school! really touching! my only present classmate who greeted me in sms too.), ERICKO (with a shake hands! really polite no one had ever done it to me) YNA (she greeted my 3 times. i'm really touched), ATE FAYE (though she greeted me on the 15th, i was really touched she remembered even we haven't met for more than 3 years), ELEINE (left me an offline message and greeted me via facebook wall - really really touched, coz same as the reason as ate faye's we haven't met for 3 years). SIMON and CHIN SENG, greeted me on my way home), MY SIS (greeted me when my eyes are still closed and i was on the bed) and of course, KEITH (who is the very first person who greeted me personally on the day itself and i am already conscious:)!)

so why am i actually talking about all these today - only today - coz now my mood had lifted to a very high level. why because i just had my birthday expectations fulfilled.:) on my b-day itself, i wasn't so happy because my mum asked to go home early because of some lousy reason. so i was pissed that i can't have my sushi celebration. so the mood was totally bad. without keith my b-day would have probably been terrible, he's really been beside me the ENTIRE day.

today was different though, (i woke up 7:15 and almost got late from school. haha.) like what my post title "POST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION". i have posted few days back that keith already booked the ticket for harry potter and.... we watched HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE today!!! (@ GV Grand @ Great World!) +++ i also had my SUSHI WISH!!! (@ Ichiban Boshi) we had carpaccio, gyoza, and some other that i can't seem to remember the names, and of course lots and lots of sushi! i loved it! we watched the movie after we ate so i was really full, so even i really liked the cauldron with popcorn and the wizard tumbler which is sold in gv for $12, i didn't buy it. hehe. but i think it was a good decision - i didn't have the need to go to the toilet in the middle of the movie and i'm really hoping not to!


the movie was good (better than the 5th one) but not really spectacular. but i liked it somehow. its quite enjoyable in a way coz of the somewhat funny parts. but i'm quite a little disappointed that the last part was so short. they didn't show any fighting scenes which has supposed to happen in the last part, and why in the world harry wasn't body binded in the astronomy tower, i think its such an important thing as it is the only thing that makes harry don't look dumb and useless - coz he has no choice, coz he cannot move - but he was moving there so people who watched the movie and didn't read the book will think that harry was in fact useless and dumb and weak. how sad. i really liked the appearance of bellatrix - though she's not supposed to be there - and its against the story in the book - its fine - the movie looks really more exciting with her acting like a mad evil person. i really enjoyed the movie. plus considering the fact that keith was really in a good mood and he was laughing entirely during the movie (i shouldn't have told him dumbledore was gay), makes it more fun. haha. he said that some people were crying when dumbledore died. haha. and the movie intended to make that obvious. there was really total silence in the theatre when he died, its when the scene was showing the great hall, it was really really very weird to expect people to keep quiet in the theatre like that. its as if everyone was moved. (except for keith who was laughing due to crying people) well i didn't cry. lol. after reading the book for 3 times?! how could i?! lol.



it was really a fun day. :P

now that i've watched harry potter and i my mood is already better, i think and i hope i can focus more on my school stuffs now :) i think i was kynda distracted with my mood for the past days. (which tends to happen on my birthday season). well i'm fine now and ready to move forward! cheers for everyone!


don't you think i'm really powered up?! my post is so long!!!

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

A BIRTHDAY POST. since i've been blogging almost everyday, i think that i cannot miss the chance of blogging on my birthday:)

there's nothing much to say about today, sadly, but not that bad. keith's with me the whole day :) since 7 am!

i ordered pizza! :)


Monday, 13 July 2009

PHILOSOPHY IN LIFE. i was stunned hearing these words about a few hours ago. we were having some sort of a dry run job interview, and i was the last one to be asked and i was asked "What is your PHILOSPHY IN LIFE?" i was speechless. for heaven's sake, i don't even have any idea what philosophy in life is!

i'm so so lazy to do my assignment, but i have to! ENCM proposal submission is like less than 48 hours away!!! omg!!! i need some motivation!

anyways, i can't have my sushi wish tomorrow. i have to go home straight after school to avoid a terrible commotion between me and my parents. hais! even tomorrow, they can't even give a bit of chance!
THE DAILY PROPHET. i successfully changed my blogskin today! now it already have a harry-pottish-aura!

harry potter harry potter harry potter!!! the movie is coming and keith already booked a ticket for us! perfect!!! i've seen the rating of the movie and its 4 out of 5! i hope i won't get disappointed like how the 5th movie did.

on the other hand, as seen from the movie trailer, there are quite some scenes that's totally not in the book. some are really quite weird and quite disappointing but some makes the movie quite a little more exciting in a sense actually.

disappointing ones: the weasley's house getting burned??? in what part of harry potter 6 did it happen?! i think its just to build up the harry-ginny love affair, which is another disappointing part of the movie. they shouldn't put too much of that actually, i find the 6th book the movie that can make people feel revenge as much as harry potter does to voldemort (which adds up the excitement and need for the last book/movie), but with those harry-ginny i think they are trying to hush up the movie, and its irritating! plus greyback appeared??? why??? harry and lupin are just talking about him ok? he only appeared in the hogwarts castle!

somethings i like: bellatrix in the hogwarts battle in the 6th book, she's not supposed to be there but i love her character, she is so evil and i really find it really really impressive that the way she portray bellatrix just seems to be so perfect! i want her to appear more!!!

all the reviews that i typed are solely from the trailers only ok?!

Sunday, 12 July 2009

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE. this statement just hit me like crazy today. about 5 minutes ago, i saw it as paula alyssa's status message, so i decided to make it as today's blog title, then something weird had happened, when i opened cindy's blog, there was a narration at the start of the song and ITS EXACTLY THE SAME LINE! creepy! the world seems to be telling me that this is a good way to live life and this is what i have to do!

its just such a perfect statement today, because unfortunately, there are really some circumstances that i am the last one to know (lets say maybe not the last, but never the first) about all the reasons about everything that's happening, but i guess sometimes, i just really gotta act like i don't care. probably everything's better of that way - though for a person like me, it kynda hurt of course. -.-'

i was kind of impressed yesterday with myself that i actually accomplished everything that i have to be done for cmsk and ecsa. now i actually see the advantage of not working! it DOES make a difference. come to think of it, i managed to watch the anime, ericko recommended to keith, it was really cute. and i managed to watch 2 whole movies straight today! i'm planning to start my bsit assignment and encm but i feel like not starting it without totally finishing all about ecsa! i'm still waiting for hui fen's UNAUTHORISED access slides haha! i've compiled everything this morning, hui fen actually sent her stuffs first but i asked her to do some modification. so we're done!

i'm planning to change my blogskin. should i?

Thursday, 9 July 2009

SO WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

BILL CLINTON: I'm going to say something important. And I'll say it again to make sure you understand. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. I did not.

GEORGE W. BUSH (2): We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road… it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

NEW SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN: It is the Apartheid regime which made the chicken cross the road when the chicken did not want to cross the road, the chicken is oppressed and the only way to free the chicken is for the whites to pay restitution for oppressing the chicken and investigate police involvement in the death of chickens. It is racist to imply that chickens are involved in any crimes and corruption.

OLD SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN: It is our belief that chickens should be allowed to cross roads in their own areas with their own roads. If they wish to cross roads in other areas they must carry a pass and will be subject to arrest if they dont. We would like to state categorically that meddling in our affairs by any persons will not be tolerated and we will arrest and detain anybody for a period of 90 days without trail so that these allegations can be investigated.

COSATU: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking, South African.

RAY MACAULEY: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it, "the other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

DR NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.

GRANDPA SIMPSON: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BISHOP TUTU: We need a society where people will learn to forgive all the chickens that crossed the road. However, forgiveness will be granted to chickens that convince the nation that their reasons for crossing the road were politically motivated

PAN AFRICAN CONGRESS: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

ROBERT MUGABE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underpriveleged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them. We will also return to the Socialist ideal of a road so that all chickens who live in our country can benefit from the grand ideals which I have decided upon.

ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion

HEISENBERG: No one will ever know for sure whether he actually got to the other side

SNOOPY: It was a dark, stormy night. Somewhere in the rain, a chicken crossed a road

JULIE ANDREWS: Chick, a cheer, a female cheer ...

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq Ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

Wednesday, 8 July 2009




THEY JUST DON'T SHUT UP. somehow alot of people has this ability to talk for hours without knowing that no one's listening to them and that they totally doesn't make sense at all. which in fact, proves another of their ability, which is to annoy people, make them terribly bored and put them on the verge of probably stabbing someone because of extreme excruciating boredom - and i'm nearing there.

blogging is my only hope to entertain my self - at least in a way, coz unfortunately, and it was really unexpected, i am so sick of facebook!
before i proceed, wanna share some pictures first. PIZZA de FRANCE! nice. thin crust (no-so-thin really but quite), and cheap :)




lets proceed. for my 19 years in this world, i taught not to interrupt when someone is talking and for my 13 years of schooling, i was taught to respect my teachers, most specially when they are talking - avoid interruption as much as possible.

today, i was rather disappointed as this thing had happened to me. i was presenting in class and my teacher started talking endlessly at the middle of my presentation. it was really really REALLY RUDE! specially for a teacher - i was under the impression that they are the ones who's supposed to be teaching and exercising good manners such as not interrupting someone.

Saturday, 4 July 2009

PSEUDO JOB HUNT. because of CMSK i am now doing a pseudo job hunt - for internship - and i'm not going anywhere. its so irritating. hais.

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

SPEECHLESS. i can't blog much because i have too much to say and i don't know how to start. :) it wasn't a good day for me.